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Saturday, January 4, 2014

Baseball expressions that could help describe Kim Jong Un's uncle being eaten by pack of dogs


Or... as they'd say in baseball, Chang Song...

Not only went yard, he's now all over the yard.
Painted the corners... red.
Took the collar, 120 of them, to be exact.
Almost hit for the Cycle 4.
Was accused of making a bonehead play.
Was eaten up by a hard chopper.
Was the meat of the order.
Took a howled third strike.
Was caught crowding the wrong plate.
Was a five-tool player, but unfortunately, not one was a trowel.
Felt not only chin music, but throat music.
 Shouldn't have been guarding their dish.
He was high, he was far, he was... chow.
Became the great former White Sox slugger, Ron Kibble.

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