NICKNAMES FOR MAN WITH TWO PENISES
Dizzy and Daffy
Big Poison and Little Poison
Mr. October and Dr. November
Pee Wee and Wee Willie
The Bash Brothers
Mantle and Maris
Casey and the Old Professor
Abbott and Costello
Ben and Jerry
Calvin and Hobbes
Dumb and Dumber
Fred and Barney
Harold and Kumar
Itchy and Scratchy
Jay and Silent Bob
Mork and Mindy
Simon and Garfunkel
Vladimir and Estragon
Bert and Ernie
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Pinkie and The Brain
Hall and Oates
Siskel and Ebert
Brangelina
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
the Iliad and the Odyssey
Jekyll and Hyde
Push and Pull
Before and After
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Thing One and Thing Two.
Rush and Sean
The Doublemint Twins.
Professor Tanaka and Mr. Fuji.
Saccho and Venzetti.
Mutt and Jeff.
Rimski and Korsikov.
And, to paraphrase Howlin' Wolf (or was it Muddy?)....
I'm Your Front AND Back Door Man.
Felix and Oscar
Oscar and Mayer
John and Suzyn.
Safe and Secure.
Back To Back and Belly To Belly.
Dr. Doolittle says...Pushmi-Pullyu
Anthony and Andy
Fear and Loathing
I should have added Tippecanoe and Tyler, too.
Tinker and Evers
Sodom and Gomorrah
River Ave and LoHud
Nixon and Cheney
The two Dicks.
Piss and Vinegar.
First and Second.
Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.
Tab A and Tab B.
Pippi and Longstocking.
Jesus, we could do this all day...oh, I guess we have.
Brian and Randy
Leinstery and Leinstery
Boehner and Cantor
My favorite Kochs:David and Charles
Jose and Hose B
Anonymous, you are still going at it? Well then how about Anonymous and Anonymous' mom. Ha Haa Gotcha Bitch!
WHAT a fucking moron!
Hey Leinstery--your mom comes by rhythmically shouting, "I hate my idiot son!" At least that's what my UPS guy, letter carrier, and garbage collector all tell me.
Anonymous rooted for the Red Sox in 2004. Gotcha Again!
a fella with two dicks must be especially unsettling to a guy with none. life just isn't fair, is it, Anonymous?
KD coming in hot. Anonymous goes down for the count.
P.S. Does anyone know why there is a monkey in American Pie 2?
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