Friday, January 3, 2014

Possible baseball (and other) nicknames for first Internet sensation of 2014: The man with two penises


NICKNAMES FOR MAN WITH TWO PENISES

Dizzy and Daffy
Big Poison and Little Poison
Mr. October and Dr. November
Pee Wee and Wee Willie
The Bash Brothers
Mantle and Maris
Casey and the Old Professor
Abbott and Costello
Ben and Jerry
Calvin and Hobbes
Dumb and Dumber
Fred and Barney
Harold and Kumar
Itchy and Scratchy
Jay and Silent Bob
Mork and Mindy
Simon and Garfunkel
Vladimir and Estragon
Bert and Ernie
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Pinkie and The Brain
Hall and Oates
Siskel and Ebert
Brangelina
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
the Iliad and the Odyssey
Jekyll and Hyde
Push and Pull
 Before and After
  

 

25 comments:

Billy Jean King said...

Thing One and Thing Two.

Hillary Clinton said...

Rush and Sean

JM said...

The Doublemint Twins.

Professor Tanaka and Mr. Fuji.

Saccho and Venzetti.

Mutt and Jeff.

Rimski and Korsikov.

And, to paraphrase Howlin' Wolf (or was it Muddy?)....

I'm Your Front AND Back Door Man.

Neil Simon said...

Felix and Oscar

Colonel Mustard said...

Oscar and Mayer

Stang said...

John and Suzyn.

Safe and Secure.

Back To Back and Belly To Belly.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Doolittle says...Pushmi-Pullyu

Kevin Youkilis said...

Anthony and Andy

Uncle Duke said...

Fear and Loathing

el duque said...

I should have added Tippecanoe and Tyler, too.

Bill Murray said...

Tinker and Evers

Lot said...

Sodom and Gomorrah

el duque said...

River Ave and LoHud

Dick Morris said...

Nixon and Cheney

el duque said...

The two Dicks.

JM said...

Piss and Vinegar.

First and Second.

Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

Tab A and Tab B.

Pippi and Longstocking.

Jesus, we could do this all day...oh, I guess we have.

Anonymous said...

Brian and Randy

Leinstery and Leinstery

Nancy Pelosi said...

Boehner and Cantor

Reince Peirbus said...

My favorite Kochs:David and Charles

pepitone said...

Jose and Hose B

Leinstery said...

Anonymous, you are still going at it? Well then how about Anonymous and Anonymous' mom. Ha Haa Gotcha Bitch!

Anonymous said...

WHAT a fucking moron!

Hey Leinstery--your mom comes by rhythmically shouting, "I hate my idiot son!" At least that's what my UPS guy, letter carrier, and garbage collector all tell me.

Leinstery said...

Anonymous rooted for the Red Sox in 2004. Gotcha Again!

KD said...

a fella with two dicks must be especially unsettling to a guy with none. life just isn't fair, is it, Anonymous?

Leinstery said...

KD coming in hot. Anonymous goes down for the count.

P.S. Does anyone know why there is a monkey in American Pie 2?