Saturday, March 31, 2018

Montepulciano Yankees Injury Report

—Clint Frazier, DL, concussion.

—Aaron Hicks, DL, intercoastal waterways.

—Greg Bird, DL, foot fell off.

—Jacoby Ellsbury, o-bleak pull. Plus flu.

UPDATE:  Ellsbury reported severe sniffling and a jammed pinky last night. Status doubtful.

UPDATE:  Ellsbury over sniffles and pinky, but feels "all headachy." Status uncertain.

UPDATE:  Ellsbury's head is much better, thank you, but is suffering from "a boo-boo." Status extremely precarious.

UPDATE:  Ellsbury boo-boo has cleared up, but the indigestion is back. Oy. Status gaseous.

UPDATE:  Ellsbury feeling overwhelmed by sense of existential angst. Reportedly wonders what's it
all about, Alfie, and does not know where he's going to, or if he likes the things that life is showing him, or if, when he looks behind him, there is no open door. Status existential.


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