Friday, August 11, 2023

Cluster Bomb Detonates in Yankee Dugout


!.  LeMahieu scratched due to right calf tightness

2.  Nestor Cortez placed on IL again ( left rotator cuff ). Guess what folks, he is headed for the knife. 

3.  Severino visits mental hospital to understand desire to flop.

4. Volpe smacked with Mendoza fine. If you can't hit .200, you get replaced by someone who can't hit .200 either. 

5.  Cabrera looks in mirror and faints. Playing wrong sport?

6.  Rortverlt ( 1-21) may be our best prospect. Certainly our best guy in a speedo.

7.  Rodon is back on IL for excessive sweating in a Yankee uniform.

8.  Rizzo still hearing buzzes and bells at odd hours of the day.

........time for a commercial break.  


2 comments:

AboveAverage said...

I was also a late scratch due to UNWAVERING INDIFFERENCE

Pocono Steve said...

Nice win. In another season, we might have felt encouraged by it. All that opportunistic hitting: are we supposed to view it as evidence that the Sean Casey Experiment is working? Is "put the ball play" really all that different from the old regime of "hit strikes hard"?