Monday, July 14, 2008

FUN FACTS ABOUT AROD’S LADIES!

Arod's Wife Cyndi is a psychologist!

When Cyndi recently flew to see Lenny Kravitz in Paris, she left their two kids with the nanny!

Cyndi, who denies having an affair with Lenny, traveled with her personal trainer!

Boston stripper Candace Houlihan bedded Arod during the 2004 Championship Series, while his team was losing four straight!

Candace found out later, to her shock, that Cyndi was pregnant!

Jose Canseco’s ex-wife Jessica, a target of Arod’s affections, once dueled Debbie Clemens in a tit contest!

Arod’s friend Madonna gave up a big Pepsi endorsement so she could do important videos with black lace, stigmata and burning crosses!

In concert, Madonna sometimes simulates masturbation while being caressed by male dancers!

Madonna once wowed Puerto Ricans by rubbing their flag between her legs!

High school classmates in Cedar Rapids remember Joslyn Noel Morse as a popular girl!

Shortly after high school, Joslyn took up stripping!

That's how she met Arod!

Arod pal Alicia Marie has recently dated ex-Braves pitcher John Rocker, most remembered these days for his ugly racial slurs!

She’s black!

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