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Chien-Ming Wang, memory loss
This is so Mustang.
I didn't even look at the author until I ........
This is soooo Mustang.
And Mustang should be commended for the poignant tribute to "Hurt Curt" Schilling, whose life has indeed gone into the garbage pail, right along with the original bloody sock.
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