It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Drunk blog (continued): I could drive to Pluto

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Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Drunk blog (continued): I could drive to Pluto

Posted by el duque at 3:05 PM

Holy crap. We're 7,000 miles from Pluto? My frickin' Volkswagen has 80,000 miles on it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: When my civic turned over 200K I bought the office doughnuts.; July 15, 2015 at 8:21 PM

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