Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Ten reasons why we don't want to face Minnesota in the Wild Card

1. You can't beat the same team every single time.

2. They smacked around Luis Severino today.

3. Next time, their rookies won't be awestruck by our hookers.

4. The winner must play Cleveland. (And remember what happens in Cleveland.)

5. Nobody expected them to be here; they have nothing to lose.

6. We still haven't figured out Ervin Santana.

7. Fearsome lineup with Allison, Oliva, Hrbek and Killebrew.

8. Loni Anderson is from Minnesota. (It's true!)

9. Do we really want to oppose Al Franken?

10. It's not like the Angels are any good.

5 comments:

Leinstery said...

It's the Yankees destiny to beat this team bloody and then lose it, presumably by Betances, when it really counts. Anyways, just saw Yankee for a season Raul Mondesi was jailed for corruption. Expect the gammonites to tag "Former Yankee" on all the headlines.

HoraceClarke66 said...

Do they still have Muscat Grant? I think he's younger than Colon.

HoraceClarke66 said...

By the way, the Showalters finished their series against the Sox with 26 straight scoreless innings. At home.

Way to keep 'em motivated, Buck.

JM said...

Loni Anderson is from Minnesota? This blog is very educational. I think it should be required reading and placed on all high school cirricula.

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