Thursday, February 28, 2019

13 YEARS, $330 MILLION, PHILLIES





I would've paid it.

It's only money.

And we'd always have an insurance policy from Mutual of Omaha in place.

What the hell, why not?

10 comments:

JM said...

I imagine we might pick up his contract in a couple years when the Phils realize their plan didn't work out and they clean house.

Think they'd take Stanton? Just asking.

13bit said...

25 Million a year. Brian sucks donkey balls.

KD said...

Hello Wild Card, my old friend
we'll be back to see you once again....

Publius said...

Let's be happy for the Phanatic.

el duque said...

At least he stayed in the NL.

ETA as a Yankee: 2025.

Anonymous said...

HOPEFULLY IT CAUSES THE METS PAIN FOR 13 YEARS.

I'LL TAKE IT.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


ALL CAPS, you just made my night.

Anonymous said...

Go to hell, Hal - - NOW!! Mach schnell!! Do not pass GO, do not collect 2 hundred million dollars - - just GO.

...and if that doesn't work, then, go to Hal, hell!! Ninth circle. Now. LB (No J)

TheWinWarblist said...

Fuckers.

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