1. Everything is fine.
2. There is no reason to worry.
3. A great year is upon us.
4. All is going according to plan.
5. We must ignore the naysayers.
6. It's morning in America.
7. The system is the answer.
8. There is always room for Jell-o.
9. Without chemicals, life itself is impossible.
10. A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.
11. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
12. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
13. Coke is the Real Thing.
14. Pepsi's the One.
15. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
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Boone actually is a wiener.
Gaslighting, pure and simple. Especially simple. It’s what he’s paid to do, since he sure as hell can’t manage.
# 16 The check is in the mail.
New visions of Boone
Are filling my head
Like a giant boil
Needing to be
Lanced and Drained
17) Since Boone is clearly seeing things that are not there I nominate...
"There's a man in the bathtub!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDmMcghEy4
Boone should:
1. Write fortune cookies
2. Be a life coach
3. Publish a little pink book of inspirational sayings
4. Become a preacher
5. Become a professional mourner and just show up at funerals unannounced and console people.
6. Coach a losing high school JV football team
7. Think about becoming a high school wrestling coach
8. Open a wedding chapel in Vegas
9. Open a storefront psychic parlor in Brighton Beach
10. Write even more fortune cookes
Love that Mr. Bubble ad, Doug!
"You're not fooling anyone, you know."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4rR-OsTNCg
Some people don't know it, but Mr. Bubble's first name was Michael, and he became a big singing star after shortening his last name to Buble. Amazing but true. Also, he was Canadian.
As the comedian Bob Balaban once said "The mind is a terrible thing..."
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