Yesterday, Aaron Boone appeared on Sports Radio to assure us that:
1. Everything is fine.
2. There is no reason to worry.
3. A great year is upon us.
4. All is going according to plan.
5. We must ignore the naysayers.
6. It's morning in America.
7. The system is the answer.
8. There is always room for Jell-o.
9. Without chemicals, life itself is impossible.
10. A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.
11. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.
12. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
13. Coke is the Real Thing.
14. Pepsi's the One.
15. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
1 comment:
Boone actually is a wiener.
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