Friday, March 6, 2026

An Above Average look at our leader, Seedy–Bubbles Boone . . . . .



Just LOOK into his EYES and
FEEL the FIRE of his DESIRE !
Will he deliver us to the promise land in 2 0 2 6 ?
(and who will pick 100 wins for the team this year – 
STANG or ABOVE AVERAGE'S CAT ?)

 

8 comments:

13bit said...

This is a cropped shot of him sitting on a toilet in the clubhouse with the stall door open, right? And if you were pull back, you'd see a semi-circle of players standing and staring at him in adoration. And one of them might be thinking, "that sewage is going to bubble up again, I just know it, but I don't want to tell the Skipper while he's posing for this shot." And this photo will go up on the wall of the clubhouse bathroom as inspiration and as a reminder that, yes, they have a real leader at the helm, that Scranton might hold the key to outfield drone defense, but fuck Scranton, we're actually going to cut them off and deliver them to the Mets, let by Vladimir "Big Putin" Cohen, and that the bus sending Spencer and the Martian to the depths of Pennsylvania will be intercepted by black Suburbans and disappeared forever. And when the season ends in defeat - again - it's NOT OUR FAULT, DAMNIT, IT'S NOT OUR FUCKING FAULT. TWEAKS AND TWISTS AND LOST GONADS ARE BEYOND OUR CONTROL....

AboveAverage said...

That is 💯 percent correct.

Amazing, Bitty.

And if you look carefully you can see that the circle of players surrounding and framing the “skipper on the shitter” are naked. Those are their soft, blurry thighs.

AboveAverage said...

THIS JUST IN:
Above Average's Cat has confirmed that he believes that the 2026 New York Yankees will win 100 regular season games !


(blog secretary, please take note)

The Hammer of God said...

I would've guessed Above Average's Rat went for the 100 wins!

Sadly, even I can't see the Yankees doing that this year. I'm thinkin', maybe 86? Still might be too optimistic. I'll continue mullin' it over 'til it's time to do the predictions.

AboveAverage said...

HoG - this cat knows a lot about baseball.
Like you I’m also thinking high 80s in ‘26 - but Oliver Tiberius Cat might be correct.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Yeah, but what is pizza rat's prediction? 🐀 He really knows what goes on in the bowels of the stadium.

Richard Gere's gerbil is not available for comment.

The Hammer of God said...

Pizza Rat says it's Armageddon time. 2,000 zero zero, party over with, out of time!

AboveAverage said...

Better plan your last meal . . . .