"Give us our canal back!" Yanks tell Panama, via meaningless 11-1 whipping

It even meant beating turncoat Jose Cabalero, who forgot what privately owned corporate entity signs his paychecks, and who played for Team Panama. 

Takeaways:

1. Jose "The Gay" Cabalero off for his homeland, went 0-2 with a walk, stole no bases, played errorless SS and turned a DP. He's ours. From now on, we should call him "The Isthmus."

2. The Martian went 1-3 with a run. Thus far this spring, he is hitless (0-6) from the right side, against LH pitchers. Batting lefty, he is 5-9 with two doubles. Unless he starts bashing lefties, he's ticketed for Scranton.  

3. Potato Chips Stanton: 1-2 with a walk. His first game all spring. He could celebrate with a can of Pringles.

4. No sign of Spencer Jones. Again. Is he playing for Team Madagascar? 

5. Yanquiel Fernandez, the 23-year-old former prospect from Colorado, went 0-2. Why do I care?

6. Max Fried pitched 3 innings, no runs, one hit, three uncharacteristic walks. 

7. Yanks ended the game with Osvaldo Bido on the mound. Gave up a run - the only run for Panama. He's 30, on his 3rd team in the last three years. (Pittsburgh, Oakland, Yankees.) An international man of mystery, no minor league stats on mlb.com. Did he just arrive, fully formed? Osvaldo Bido.

8. There was a time when Team Panama would have meant facing Mariano...