Sunday, April 5, 2026

The Son becomes the Father and the Father becomes the . . . . WRONG ! Resurrection Day Game Thread



 Statistically Speaking . . . He's around.  He's always around.


28 comments:

Hinkey Haines said...

“Is that your wallet in your pocket, Hal, or are you just glad to see me (buying feces franks during the rain delay)?”

Publius said...

Jesus wept.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

HAL dreams of big wallets. He covets them as a resource.

To be mined.

Kinda like a hooker, only with fewer morals.

13bit said...

Hard to take baseball seriously at the moment. I guess I need to stop reading the news.

ranger_lp said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-yXgw4gDg4

JM said...

Ploosh ploosh. Danny...was morose.

AboveAverage said...

so much for JM enjoying any EASTER RESURRECTION BASEBALL today.

JM said...

After the dinner I made, it's hard enough to rise from the sofa.

JM said...

Did anyone get this reference? It's kinda obscure, and not.

AboveAverage said...

tell us what you served, JM and then get ready because it is GAMETIME

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Shining?

JM said...

Lamb chops, blue cheese mashed potatoes, and asparagus.

JM said...

An episode of the Dick Van Duck show, when Laura wrote a children's book and Rob rewrote it in a dramatic, adult fashion.

ranger_lp said...

Pre dinner drinks Vodka Martini me Pomegranate Cosmo for Mrs. Ranger….

AboveAverage said...

Fried Rice - a satisfying combo

Rufus T. Firefly said...

This kid from Dartmouth might turn out to be not half bad.

Pretty ironic that the two kids that are producing are both out of the land of carmines.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I smell another marketing opportunity.

And Suzyn saying "this stat brought to you by the official fourth inning fried rice sponsor of the Yankees."

AboveAverage said...

Fried just grimaced.

Be warned.

AboveAverage said...

Bellinger just made a nice play that the Martian likely wouldn’t have.

JM said...

My IPTV app disappeared along with all my playlists. I'll try the MLB login Carl sent me.

AboveAverage said...

there's some issues with the game - mostly that the bullpen just coughed up the lead

happy resurrection day ?

Pocono Steve said...

Escarra?

Publius said...

Of course Boonie wanted the lefty. Because. But if Goldshmidt isn't option 1 in that precise situation every time regardless of left/right match up what is on the roster for? Boone really is a bad manager.

Publius said...

Bad tactician anyway.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

No 1 on Boone induced losses for the year. If the over/under is 10, I take the over.

Copelius said...

We need a Boone induced loss counter up top.

HoraceClarke66 said...

A real Hal-and-Pal special. The game never should have been played. Even before his usual antics blew this one, Boone was saying shit like how he needed length from Fried to help the pen.

Idiot! Fried is your ace, a better starter than anyone else you have or are likely to have this year. You should be thinking about how to save HIM, not your bullpen! Cancel the game before it starts. It was cold, brutal, rainy weather. More fan torture, and a great opportunity for guys to get hurt.

AboveAverage said...

True Hoss So True