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Saturday, June 13, 2026

Remember that logjam in the Yankee outfield? It's over.

In case you missed it last night - choosing to watch plucky upstart Team USA beat the mighty world power, Paraguay - while running to second, Trent Grisham grabbed his nut sack and checked out of the months of June and July. 

The Yankee brain trust calls it "Hamstring Tightness." The Yankee fan base calls it "Business As Usual." Of course, we all must wait until the newly gelded Grisham rises from bed and moves to pee. From there, it's a question of weeks... or months. 

Once again, we are traveling the Yankee Circle of Dread:

Be healed. Be horrid. Be hot. Be hurt. 

Repeat as necessary. 

So will disappear Grish, the hottest Yankee, until - well - the All-Star break? The trade deadline? By then, rest assured that a new wave of injuries will take over. (Watch yourself, Belli. Beware, Ben.) 

Two weeks ago, The Athletic published a thumb-sucker study that said the Yankees, Mets and Orioles are baseball's most injury prone organizations. Since 2024, the Yanks top the field in games lost due to Injury List designations. The story came down as Aaron Judge awaited scans of his fractured rib. 

So here we are, as always, waiting for mystery re-enforcements. 

Aside from Tommy John situations, I'd argue that hammies are the nastiest issues. They're a certain six-weeks in the Ice Bucket Challenge, and they bring continual false hopes. Remember "Setback Sevy" Severino? There's nothing more dangerous than a player who is itching to test his hamstring, absolutely sure that it's good to go. Grish is 29. He better take his time.

In this case, Yank fans will, at least, get their wishes granted. We will soon see an outfield of The Martian, Belli and Spencer Jones - (Hey, can we nickname him for the old NY Giant star receiver, Homer Jones?) 

Since Grisham accepted the Yankee Qualifying Offer last winter - ensuring that Jones and the Martian would spend April and May in Scranton, we have waited to see what the two most interesting prospects in our farm system have to offer.

Soon, we will see everything. 

And in our hearts, we know what will happen.

Horrid. Healed. Hot. Hurt. Repeat as needed.

23 comments:

Pocono Steve said...

The Yankees will only make sensible personnel decisions when forced into them by, yes, injury.

AboveAverage said...

What happens when the rest of the outfield goes on the IL ?

I say put some of us in the out’

HoG in Center.

Ho$s in Left.

BiTTy in Rught.

Everything is going to be OK !



JM said...

If only Stanton was back....

AboveAverage said...

What’s wrong with Stanton’s back ?

BTR999 said...

It’s attached to his front.

AboveAverage said...

I feel so sorry for his back then

The Hammer of God said...

OMG, I WOULD LOVE TO PLAY CENTERFIELD FOR THE NEW YORK YANKEES! What an honor! A dream come true! (All of my disdain for the present club management disappears.)

Put me in coach
I'm ready to play
Today

Put me in coach
I can be
In centerfield
Yeah!

The Hammer of God said...

Anyone see The Miz in action yesterday? Holy crap, 95 pitch one hit shutout, with 58 pitches over 100mph, and a whopping 15 strikeouts. So most of his strikeouts were on low counts. 15 strikeouts and only 95 total pitches. That's power pitching, total domination. Jake Misiorowski is the best pitcher in baseball now. The Brew Crew are one of the best teams in baseball. The other day, they won a 15-14 come from behind game. They can hit, score runs, almost at will. Told ya'll the Brew Crew are the new favorite team to watch!

The Hammer of God said...

I never got to see Sandy Koufax pitch, obviously. But Koufax couldn't have been any better than this, right?

I did see Dwight Gooden pitch a little bit when he was at his best with the Mets. He threw 100mph with a knee buckling curveball. He wasn't better than The Miz, though.

Comparing Misiorowski to Cam Schlittler is like comparing a Porsche 911 Turbo to a Volkswagon Beetle. (Sorry, Cam! We still love you!)

13bit said...

Tweaking a gonad
Is the Bronxian pastime.
Tweak me now, baby.

BTR999 said...

Grisham was placed on the injured list the following morning with a right hamstring strain In a corresponding move, the Yankees returned outfielder Jasson Domínguez from his rehab assignment and reinstated him from the 10-day injured list.

The Hammer of God said...

Duque, I don't think Spencer Jones & The Martian will get to play much, if at all. The Cashbrain will go dumpster diving, bring in two 29 yr old outfielders, someone who used to be a 1st round draft pick, now a failed major leaguer, hitting .160 but with some home runs. How do I know this? That's Cashbrain's modus operandi. That's what he does. As soon as he's able to find such losers, Spencer Jones will be sent to the minors again. The Martian will never get called up. Because the dumpster dives they bring in will get all the playing time, because they're such great, great players, with great analytics, surefire Hall of Famers to be. And our young players need more and consistent playing time, because Cashbrain likes his players "finished", and there is no path for playing time for guys like Jones or Dominguez here.

The Hammer of God said...

So Dominguez is here? That means he'll get two games, at most. So if he goes 0 for, back down he goes to the minors.

JM said...

Jake Misiorowski is amazing. Nice Polish boy. Or something similar.

Doug K. said...

What if... Next year the Yankee lineup looked something like this ...

RF Judge
CF Jones
LF Beli
1B Rice
2B Jazz
SS Caballero
3B Lombard Jr.
Catcher (they all suck)
RDH Stanton
LDH Jasson

I left out Goldy (Retired) and Grisham.(FA)

Doug K. said...

Oops forgot to get rid of Jazz (FA)
SS Lombard Jr.
2B Cabby

BTR999 said...

Today we have Belli in LF, Jones in CF, Dominguez in RF

BTR999 said...

Starting today in RF

13bit said...

Hooked on a feeling
I’m Martian-believing
Grisham is reeling
I’m hooked on a feeling

13bit said...

When I'm drivin' in my car
And the man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to drive my imagination

Carl J. Weitz said...

AA...You forgot to mention Ray Milland as the closer.

Carl J. Weitz said...

I pay the leather-clad, spiked-heeled lady extra to tweak my gonad!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Ooga-chucka, ooga-chucka...