Brian Cashman's itinerary for Day One of the General Managers meetings

Looks to be a long, fruitful day for the Yankee GM. Here's the schedule... 

7:30 a.m. Lear jet lands outside Vegas.  

8:10 a.m. Arrive at Ritz-Carlton. Unpack. Check messages. Last-minute preparations. 

8:13 a.m. Call NAME REDACTED .

10:00 a.m. GM meeting gaveled to order. 

10:02 a.m. Recess declared. 

10:15 a.m. Open bar in the Nautical Room.

2:00 p.m. Check for calls from Hal, wife, NAME REDACTED. 

2:10 p.m. Convene to the Captain's Lounge.

4:00 p.m. After multiple missed calls, finally connect with NAME REDACTED.

4:15 p.m. Uber ride to outskirts of city.

5:00 p.m. Unspecified medications from NAME REDACTED.

5:30 p.m. Concern over efficacy of medications.

6:00 p.m. Naked karaoke in barnyard.

7:00 p.m. Hobo boxing. 

7:30 p.m. Fire dance welcoming Satan.

8:00 p.m. Cock fights.

8:15 p.m. Keynote address by Beastmaster.

8:30 p.m. Human sacrifice.  

9:00 p.m. Pose for photos with Mr. Hegseth, Mr. Patel and Mr. Miller.

9:15 p.m. Trade Ben Rice for right-fielder.

9:30 p.m. Trade Cam Schlittler for DH.

10:00 p.m. Re-sign Trent Grisham to 10-year deal.

11:00 p.m. Vow eternal allegiance to Beastmaster. 

11:05 p.m. Set fire to party farmhouse. 

11:20 p.m. March through desert, shooting iguanas, pets, bystanders.

Dawn: Back to hotel for day two.