The Last New York Yankee Fan

I'm not smart enough to write a book like el duque, but if I did write a book about Yankee fandom, it would go something like this.

Hal is a real man

In the midst of last night's celebration, Young Hal Steinbrenner called to his factotum, Reggie, as he fetched a beer for him: “A regular beer please! No ‘light!’”

Light (or "lite") beer is for girls. Hal knows this.

Remember that, kids. Take it from your Uncle Whitey. And your pal, Hal!