Thursday, November 20, 2008

All-Time Low: To Pay for MVP Dwarf, Redsocks to Tax Florida Beds


The Sealy Posturpedic people should do something.

Boston is like a motel vibrator bed you feed quarters into while tossing your bones.

This from the poor, oppressed beach hobos of Fort Myers, who now want to build Pedroia & Co. a new clubhouse for their on-field porn:


Keeping the Red Sox here as a signature attraction was necessary. Building a complex for them that might also involve other sports such as swimming and concerts and other outdoor attractions in other seasons can be a boost for a crippled local economy.

The 5 percent tourist levy or "bed tax" on rentals of six months or less is expected to yield $23 million next year. Let's hope that forecast holds up.

Somebody ought to tell Mark Teixeira how they do business.

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