Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Haunted by Headlines

PALIN DISHES ON PRESS
Never claimed "Africa is Continent."
Merely said "McCain is Continent."



MARS LANDER FILES FOR FREE AGENCY
May Sign 2-Orbit deal
Scott Boras To Seek Uranus

OBAMA URGED TO REVERSE STEM CELLS ORDER, BIG UNIT TRADE
Executive Order Would Allow Research, Return Navarro
Sheffield Deal Also In Play


GM HOPES TO END SKID WITH SUPERCAR!
No Gas: Powered By Invisible Strings

"It's the marvel of the age!"


2 comments:

She-Fan said...

"McCain is continent." You do crack me up.

Anonymous said...

No. It's McCain is incontinent.

And... does he wear diapers?

Depends.