Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Bristol to "Sports Guy" : You suck!

I figured this would make a fellow Yankees fan's day:

Apparently, that no-talent ass clown that refers to himself as the "Sports Guy" for the four letter website got himself in hot water with his NFL picks column over this past weekend, and Bristol refused to run the column on its website, EllsburySchillingPapelbonNetwork.com.

Hopefully, he will soon be back standing behind a bar on Boylston Street in Bahhhh-stan, talking about the Red Sox and serving clam chowwww-dah to tourists in tee shirts.

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In other notes from the GM meetings in Dana Point, California, Yankees general manager Brian Cashman stated yesterday that it is his intent to sign not one, but two starting pitchers. Also, he makes 1B more of a priority than CF. And Joba 'Leavin' Las Vegas' Chamberlain, when not putting girls through college at local titty bars, will be a full time starter next year, limited to roughly 25-28 starts.
Phil Hughes dominated the AZ "who gives a shit league" League last night, pitching through immense pain with a lacerated fingernail to post a line of: 5 innings, 1 hit, 0 runs, 0 walks, 8 strikeouts. 59 pitches, 41 strikes.
Oh, and Ian Kennedy has been dispatched to Puerto Rico. Hopefully he never returns.
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Get out and vote today, People !

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought this was about Bristol Palin and her high school drop out boyfriend.

What a bummer !!!