It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Melky Nixes World Classic, Denying D.R. a weak-hitting CF who can't bunt, never walks and dives headfirst into first, for unknown reasons

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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Melky Nixes World Classic, Denying D.R. a weak-hitting CF who can't bunt, never walks and dives headfirst into first, for unknown reasons

Posted by el duque at 5:07 PM

Hey, that's all I know, in the headline.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Im gunna miss the Melk man.; February 19, 2009 at 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Hey, he walks more than most Domincans do.; February 19, 2009 at 8:19 PM
Wading Bird said...: Melky would have drawn world record number of walks had they given him a cousin and two packs of boli.; February 20, 2009 at 6:00 AM

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