Sunday, February 1, 2009

"Show a little faith, there's magic in the night, you're sure a beauty when I'm drinkin' Coors light..." and other future ad campaigns

The Boss finally caved. What's next? Bed, Bath & Beyonce?

The words of The Prophet...

Bruce Springsteen: "Cramps like ours, baby they'll be gone with Tums!"

Bob Dylan : "Come all without, come all within! You'll not stay nowhere like the Comfort Inn."

Mick Jagger: "Pleased to scratch you! Hope you guess my name! 'Cuz what's itchin' you soon be gone with Lanacane."

U2: "How long, how long must we sing this song! How long, how long! Sunday, Ruby Tuesdays. Sunday, Ruby Tuesdays."

Elton John: "It seems to me, you lived your life like a candle in the wind. Ever glowin', lookin' healthy. Takin' Ultra Slim."

Michael Stipe for AAMCO: "That's me at the corner. That's me at the stop light, losin' my transmission."

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The legend dies tonight.

Anonymous said...

Better than most half time shows.

But that's like saying you smell better than dog flop.

Liked his comment that he had 12 minutes then went over.

Anonymous said...

It was hack.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the new album sux.

Anonymous said...

Tough crowd. He was better than the Stones and Tom Petty. Btw, "losin' my transmission?" Genius, duque.