News from around the Yankees' home borough...
• COLD OLDIES: There's so much snow, old people would rather starve at home than go out in that shit!The place to be on Super Bowl Sunday was at Tosca Cafe, 4038 East Tremont Ave in the Bronx, featuring a decadent free buffet of hot pretzels, popcorn, Miami Cuban sandwiches, fried yuca and wings. The waitresses & bartenders of Tosca enhanced the atmosphere by dressing in one of the Superbowl Team Colors and naming themselves the T-Birdies.
“They’re not shoveling at the corners, so you basically have to swim,” [a senior who wished to remain anonymous] said, adding, “And those motorists! They never slow down for people. We get drowned!”• DUMB COPS: A man in custody for beating his girlfriend and assaulting a police officer escaped by pretending to be some other dude!
Yesterday morning he managed to convince court officials at East 161st Street that he was a different detainee, one held on a lesser charge, and they let him go... He's 22, about six feet tall, 180 pounds, with black hair, brown eyes, and tattoos of a red scorpion holding a heart with letters on the left side of his neck, and a star on the right side.• MY GIRL: Sung by the funny and charming Bronx Subway Singer:
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That guy can slap the bass!
I have seen the guy in concert many times. It only costs $2.25!
What happened to the countdown? I'm jonesing for the Master.
It's too early for the countdown.
Plus, we need one that looks more like a real baseball game clock.
One of Rickey Henderson's lesser-known talents.
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