Super Poll: Which is the better management team?

Thursday, December 11, 2014

You know how Eskimos are supposed to have 50 words for snow? Big deal. Syracusans have 51

OK, here goes: 

1. Avalanche 
2. Black ice
3. Blizzard
4. Canadian Express
5. Champagne powder
6. Chowder
7. Closing the Thruway
8. Coming Down
9. Crystals
10. Crud
11. Crust
12. Drifts
13. Dusting
14. Flakes
15. Flurries
16. Freezing rain
17. Frost
18, Frozen water
19. Good-packing
20. Glacier
21. Glaze
22. Granular
23. Graupel
24. Hail
25. Hailstones
26. Hard pack
27. Hoarfrost
28. Ice
29. Ice-flow
30. Icicles
31. Lake Effect
32. Loose granular
33. Old Man Winter
34. Piles
35. Powder
36. Packed powder
37. Pellets
38. Polar Express
39. Polar Vortex 
40. Siberian Express
41. Skiing weather
42. Sleet
43. Slosh
44. Slush
45. Snow
46. Snowfall
47. Squalls
48. Whiteout
49. White stuff
50. Winter Storm Advisory
51. F**K THIS S**T! 

3 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


First Guy from Syracuse: "Wow, look at all the graupel!"

Second Guy from Syracuse: "It's not graupel, you silly goose, 'tis but a mere hoarfrost."

Some Other Guy: "You guys are fags."

Alphonso said...

Is this an emetic?

Slow day, Duque?

Snow day, Duque?

Is this what we should expect, on a daily basis, when the Yankees are out of contention by April?

How many words are there to describe Cashman;'s incompetence?

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Is this an emetic?

Only when the graupel is yellow.


Is this what we should expect, on a daily basis, when the Yankees are out of contention by April?

Unfortunately, yes. I was trying to make a similar point the other day when I realized the only possibility for conversation about this team involved writing a follow-up to El Duque's fantasy piece about a snake's bowel movement. When it comes to talking about the Yanks, we're down to Champagne Powder and Snake Shit.


How many words are there to describe Cashman's incompetence?

Ahhhhh, now you may be on to something. Maladroit?