Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Jete gets ready for move to Skaneateles


The Daily Murdoch reports that Jete held a Sunday Night Football party with a notable list of 30 dignitaries.

Joining him at the private viewing party were some male pals and 30 attractive, model-like women, sources told Page Six.

They're going to love him in Skaneateles. I wouldn't be surprised if Jete is named Captain of the Lake Association.

By the way, "Skaneateles" is an ancient Iroquois word, which means "beautiful lake surrounded by rich Nazis."





1 comment:

KD said...

it is so unlike the other finger lakes. The Hamptons with fresh water.