Wednesday, April 6, 2016

BREAKING: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles make Top 10 All-Time Yankee fan list

TOP TEN ALL TIME YANKEE FANS

10. (Tie) Guy who shot Khadaffi, and kid who appeared at Kim Jong Il's funeral.



9. Couple that christened new Yankee Stadium with sex in bathroom. 



8. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles who sat
behind home plate to protest Yankee ticket policy.



7. Justice-seekers who protested A-Rod's "trial" with signs
calling Randy Levine "the devil" and Bud Selig - well - read for yourself.


6. (Tie) Hillary Clinton and the original Bronx Bomber, Henry Kissinger.

5. Jeffrey Maier, whose catch saved the team.


3. Nelson Mandela 


2. God (at least in "Bruce Almighty.")

And the All-Time Greatest Yankee Fan...
The guy or guys who put tacks on Ed Whitson's driveway.

3 comments:

joe de pastry said...

The Bronx Bummers are lucky to still have 10 fans.
I had YES muted during the game yesterday and spent most of it reading, glancing at the screen now and then. I have never cared less.

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