Thursday, July 7, 2016
Posted by el duque at 6:43 AM
WELL, SCREW THEM. MY CRITICAL YANKEE VOICE WILL NOT BE STILLED. HAL STEINBRENNER, I'M CALLING YOU OUT. BRIAN CASHMAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DID AND HOW YOU DID IT, BUT YOU WILL BOTH WISH YOU HAD NEVER TAMPERED WITH MY ITALICS AND CAPITAL KEYS, BECAUSE I AM BECOME THE CAP-ITALICS YANKEE BLOGGER, AND YOU WILL KNOW ME FOR MY ANGER, AS IT ECHOES ACROSS THE GLACIAL CANYONS AND EXPOSITIONS OF THE INTERNET. WORDS OF CAP-ITALICS WILL HAUNT YOU. YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE OF CAP-ITALICS because I will never - oh shit - i'm losing it... i will never stop... I've lost my mojo... cant spell... this is like the turn-back scene in The Nutty Professor, it's... gone... what happppened saying what needs - damn - how did they do that? I should redraft this. But not in Drunk Glog.