The RailRiders win the Gildan Triple-A National Championship! The RailRiders win the Gildan Triple-A National Championship!
Bottom of the sixth. Tampa up. Assume the positions and think:
God have mercy upon our souls.
Oh Great Bambino, forgive me for what I am about to do. I curse this team out of love, not malice. In the name of The Iron Horse, The Mick and The Clipper,AMEN
beautiful prayer, KD! we can only hope the Yankee Gods in Yankee Heaven -- or whatever Yankee Afterlife you and your maker decide to watch game from -- see that our hearts are in the right place.
WE CAN HAVE 11 LUCAS GIOLITO'S ON OUR TEAM......THE WAY WE HIT, IT WON'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE....... THE SAD PART IS THERE IS ONLY 1 POSSIBLE WAY OUT, BUT WE WON'T EVEN TRY IT......WE NEED TO REPLACE GARDNER, FOR GAMEL.....WE NEED TO PUT JUDGE IN RF, WE NEED TO DH BELTRAN ....WE NEED TO PUT TYLER AUSTIN AT FIRST BASE...... WE NEED TO PLATOON GARY SANCHEZ WITH BRIAN MCCANN..... IN A FIT OF RAGE, I WOULD RELEASE CHASE HEADLEY...AND PUT JORGE MATEO, GLEYBER TORRES, OR EVEN ROB REFSNYDER AT 3B.......BUT BRIAN CASHMAN MADE SURE WE HAD $52 MILLION REASONS WHY WE CAN'T RELEASE HEADLEY...AND BRIAN CASHMAN HAD TO HAVE A BIG HAND IN THE SIGNING OF JACOBY ELLSBURY FOR ABOUT $100 MILLION DOLLARS MORE THAN HE WAS WORTH, AS WELL......AND DON'T LET ANYONE CONVINCE YOU CASHMAN HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SIGNING (OF HEADLEY, AND ELLSBURY), BECAUSE HE DID.......THINK OF HOW DIFFERENT AND EXCITING THE FANS WOULD FEEL ABOUT THIS TEAM WITH THE SCRANTON REPLACEMENTS......IT MAY NOT WORK, BUT THE POINT IS, IT IS NOT WORKING NOW ANYWAY........UNTIL CASHMAN AND THE YANKEES SERIOUSLY ADDRESS THE HITTING PROBLEM WE HAVE HAD THE PAST 5 YEARS, WE WON'T GET TO WHERE WE NEED TO BE.
We're those teens in every horror film that walk down and open the basement door,,,,,,,,,,, AHHHHHHHHH!
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