Monday, July 4, 2016

Independence Day miracle? With win, Yankees could hit magical .500 today

Things to be proud about this Fourth of July

1. Scranton leading in IL pennant race. Onward to Governor's Cup!

2. John & Suzyn going into New York State Broadcasters Hall of Fame! Where's Warner Wolf?

3. Yanks just a few wins away from being Away Berth Wild Card Contenders.

4. A-Rod closing in on 700th homer. Any month now.

5. Fatherhood, schmatherhood. Nick Swisher not quitting dream of playing for Yankees.

6. Budweiser America beer, owned by foreign corporation.

7. Yankees since Brexit: 5-5! Yesssssssssss!

8. Paul O'Neill, Johnny Damon to speak at Trump GOP Night of 1000 Stars?

9. Despite all our political differences, we stand united in disgust for Yankee ownership.

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