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OHHH WOW!..... ANOTHER CLOUT BY "MAGNUM T.A." (TYLER AUSTIN)!!!!.... IT IS LIKE WE ARE ALL BEING REWARDED FOR HAVING TO DEAL WITH THIS SHITTY SEASON UP UNTIL A COUPLE WEEKS AGO..... AND DAMN, THIS IS FUN!...THIS IS FUN!!!..... SANCHEZ GETS UP.....THEN A FEW BATTERS LATER, AUSTIN GETS UP, THEN JUDGE STEPS UP....I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE AT LEAST ONE OF THEM, IS READY TO BLAST ONE!....EVEN JUDGE THE LAST 2 NIGHTS....HIS FLY OUTS LOOKED DANGEROUS, HE HAS JUST MISSED A COUPLE.....MY FRIENDS, WE ARE BEING REWARDED, AND AS THE GREATEST YANKEE FANS IN THE WORLD, WE DESERVE IT.
Tyler Austin moved right up to the top 5 in Sterling home run calls. wow. so smooth.
Does it grind on anyone else that the team is letting the young talent be branded "baby bombers." It's bad enough they can't grow beards or head hair or otherwise express individualism (lest they be "brigadooned"), but now they have to be subject to this condescending label. 25yr old Austin smacks a game winning homer and before Michael Kay's giant head even says his name, it spews that garbage tagline. Mike Trout was never a "baby angel." Bryant, Rizzo, Schwarber and co. are not the "baby cubbies." It's like YES is trying to force-write a future Yankeeography. I can't help thinking that any young, confident warrior should resent this crap.Am I making too much of this?
No. In fact, I remember hearing that call and grinding my teeth. It's marketing crapola - no - crappily crappy marketing crapola.
Does The Master use the term?
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