I'm on a train to Yankee Stadium so I can't get fancy with graphics, but we're featured on ESPN.com:
In other breaking news, I wore my baggiest pants and cleanest underwear today. I have also turned down a request from a journalist to "come to my section with a film crew".
I told them there are enough nude pictures of me on the Internet.
Updates will continue.
Thursday, September 29, 2016
Posted by Local Bargain Jerk at 1:09 PM