Saturday, September 3, 2016

Zika Virus ( in the form of strikeouts ) Bites Austin and Judge.

My eyes glaze over when Tyler comes to the plate.

Last night, as a late game entry, he looked as though he wanted to be somewhere else.

He wasn't even facing Baltimore's best.  He just came up, looked, and sat down.

The sign of, " I have failed, and don't belong here."

We should have kept Ben Gamel.

Aaron, at least, might hit a mistake.

But mostly, it is a grim and pain-filled moment to watch the inevitable.

The league took about a week to figure out these two guys.

Now Texiera is a better hitter than either of them, and his high water mark this year was .206.  Headley leaves them both in the dust of his hitting prowess.

Game, set, and match for the unranked doubles team of Austin & Judge.

Out in round one.






4 comments:

el duque said...

They have to go through this. Soon, the only thing of meaning left in this season may be giving them at bats.

Meanwhile, Chris Parmelee homered AGAIN last night for Scranton...

The next Trumbo?

Anonymous said...

GOOD AFTERNOON MR. ALPHONSO, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN SINCE OUR LAST SESSION?..... OH, SORRY TO HEAR THAT.....OK, PLEASE HAVE A SEAT ON THE COUCH, THANK YOU...... WOULD YOU LIKE A SOUR CANDY BEFORE WE START? ......OK....... DID YOU DO THE EXERCISE I PRESCRIBED FOR YOU, LAST WEEK?....... YOU STOPPED?...... WHY?...... OK........ TAKE A DEEP BREATH......TAKE ANOTHER ONE......... OK, HERE WE GO............ AARON JUDGE NEEDS TO PLAY RIGHT FIELD EVERYDAY NO MATTER WHAT....... AARON JUDGE NEEDS TO PLAY RIGHT FIELD EVERYDAY NO MATTER WHAT............. WAIT!....... I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA THAT CAN SHORTEN THE EXERCISE!........ JUST KEEP REPEATING THE SHORT PHRASE, "NO MATTER WHAT"....."NO MATTER WHAT" ....."NO MATTER WHAT".... "NO MATTER WHAT"....."NO MATTER WHAT" .............. DO NOT STOP THE EXERCISE FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 9 TO 10 MONTHS........ SORRY, WE HAVE TO STOP NOW.......I WILL PEN YOU IN FOR NEXT WEEK...... VISA OR MASTERCARD? lol

Alphonso said...

So why did fucking Girardi sit him down?

And Tyler Austin doesn't need to play every day? Does he, " need to sit on the bench every day?"

I like your mantra, but the people in charge are making it impossible to follow.

The game was over last night before I opened my eyes. And I liked Green......now, surgery and goodby for him.

I liked Gamel...now, crab legs and goodby.

I don't like these guys ( I do like Sanchez). I want to, but it is difficult.

I don't like Yates and I don't like Kerby. Why don't they have elbow problems?

This is really fucked up.

Anonymous said...

I'M WATCHING THE GAME RIGHT NOW, AND ELLSBURY IS SUCH A DRAIN ON OUR OFFENSE, HE REALLY IS....ONE GAME OUT OF 5, HE WILL RALLY, AND HAVE A MULTI HIT GAME....THE REST OF THE TIME?.....SHIT, NOTHING............ SO TRUE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT WHY CAN'T YATES AND GOODY HAVE THE ELBOW PROBLEMS, INSTEAD OF GREEN..... YATES IS LIKE VINCENT PRICE....HE KEEPS POPPING UP, AND HORRIFYING US ALL YEAR LONG.....BUT THE REAL BORIS KARLOFF OF OUR STAFF IS ANTHONY SWARZAK...HE ACTUALLY KINDA LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE KARLOFF TOO......PLEASE JUDGE, HANG IN THERE, AND ADJUST. WHAT A FUCKED UP SEASON.