Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Bye Bye, Berkman

by Stuart Shea



Been an Astro for so long,
Got the gong,
Here’s your song:

Bye, bye, Berkman.

Master of the hard line drive,
You’re 35?
What’s that jive?

Bye, bye, Berkman.

When Ed Wade shipped your contract to the Yankees last July,
You didn’t know it wasn’t “come on back,” but just “goodbye.”

The hourglass is losing sand.
Will you land
In Japan?

Berkman, bye, bye.

3 comments:

David Ballela said...

alibi ike and I are long lost cousins

Anonymous said...

Buck Foston says,

Where is Joe de Patsy?

Alibi Ike said...

Great minds steal alike.