Catcher in the Pie: 10 Possible titles for Mike Piazza's memoirs

Today's Times brings the joyous literary news: Dodger/Met icon Mike Piazza --

commonly projected as the career hitting model for Yankee prospect Jesus Montero --

is walking around his apartment and speaking free-association into a recorder,

so some poor slob will have to make sentences and paragraphs.

Titles:

1. I Heard the Umpire Call My Name

2. Ready to Receive

3. Mein Catch

4. Confessions of a She-Batter

5. I Know Why the Caged Bird Swings

6. Catch-31

7. Are You There, Vasoline, It's Me, Mike?

8. Steal This Base

9. So I Said to Clemens, "Go Ahead, I Dare You."

10. The Lion, The Witch and the Warning Track