Tuesday, July 7, 2015

MLB denies the All-Star Game its most watchable moment: A-Rod at bat

Next Tuesday, 8 p.m.
All of Cincinnati would stand and boo.

And all across America, guys in suspenders would yell, "Hey Martha, get in here; it's that goddamm A-Rod!"

And the ratings would jump...

And the pitcher would bear down...

And, oh well... JASON KIPNIS!

2 comments:

Kevin said...

I doubt that one at-bat by a past--and no-doubt current--drug cheat is going to rock the Nielsen ratings. The less baseball has to rely on circus stunts, the better. Let's just hope that Rodriguez's next failed drug test comes sooner rather than later to put him and us and baseball out of our misery.

Alex Rodriguez said...

Kevin, I'm going to pray for you tonight.