Friday, October 27, 2023

Wise Words from Dusty Baker

Posted by Local Bargain Jerk at 11:07 PM


Think he'd be willing to un-retire and, oh, say, manage in the Bronx?


 

Yowsah.


9 comments:

13bit said...

Nobody is coming to save us.

Brian wants a puppet.

Brian wants a yes-man.

Hal loves Brian.

Hal doesn't care.

Is it clear now?

October 27, 2023 at 11:43 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

Yeah, we didn't want that damned Corey Seagar guy. Better to have a .209-hitting rookie who might someday be something. Or not.

October 27, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Doug K. said...


A scene from the Baker dinner table

Dusty Baker: Everyone's talking about fucking exit velocity. Mother fucking exit velocity!

Musty Baker: (cough)(cough) Fuck. You're right Dusty.

Crusty Baker: Again with this shit. Pass the motherfucking peas.


October 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM
JM said...

Doug, you got me. I'm sitting here by myself, laughing out loud. You deserve a motherfucking medal.

October 28, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Carl J. Weitz said...

I'd rather be sitting at the table with his two daughters, Lusty and Busty Baker.

October 28, 2023 at 12:16 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...

We want more of the Baker Table!!

October 28, 2023 at 5:02 PM
Doug K. said...
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October 28, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Doug K. said...


Dusty Baker: Yeah that's right Crusty. I'm talking about motherfucking exit velocity again. What do you think Gusty?

Gusty Baker: Blllpppp. Fuck, I farted again.

October 28, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Local Bargain Jerk said...


Fusty: Who moved my motherfucking cheese?

Trusty: I can assure you good sir, no one laid a motherfucking hand on your motherfucking cheese.

Gusty: Well, motherfucking blow me, someone moved it!

Crusty: Fuck all that shit. Just stay away from my motherfucking hedges!

October 29, 2023 at 11:24 AM

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