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1B Ángel Echevarria LF Ángel Mangual C Ángel Peña PH “Pearly” Gates Brown LHP Ángel Miranda, Miguel Ángel Cuellar, Ángel Moreno, CheruBilly Pierce
I'd send out Dave Pagan, Johnny Damon, King Kong Heller, Lucifer Piniella and - of course - Gerrit Coal.
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Heavenly bona fides in parenthesis.
1B Yuli G"urriel” - Archangel, one of the seraphim.
2B “Daniel” Murphy
3B “Michael” Schmidt
SS “Michael” Young
LF Stan “Muriel”
CF Jesus Alou
RF “Rafael” Palmiero
C "Yogi" Berra
DH Harmony Kilebrew
SP “Satchiel” Page (Christian and Jewish angel of Wealth and Charity)
SP Chirsty Mathewson
SP Noah “Thor” Syndergaard
And of course...
SP Gay "Lord" Perry
RP – Troy "Percival" - Searcher for the Holy Grail and All Time Save Leader for “The Angels”
Manager: "Gabriel" Kapler
Really like "Felipe Alou-luia" BTW
Homer "Burning Bush"
"Adam" Warren
Too bad he played in the NHL for the Devils and Islanders instead of MLB- Miroslav Satan ( pronounced " shit on ")- I don't know which pronunciation is worse.
(Ivan De)Jesus wept.
Pretty great, Alibi Ike!
What about Billy Sunday? (Actual evangelist!)
Of course, the guy who would cover this team is Roger Angell.
They play in the Elysian Fields, across the river from what's now Hell's Kitchen...
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