Wednesday, December 10, 2025

Music to our ears

 “I haven’t accomplished anything,” Cashman said Wednesday.

11 comments:

mik said...

This must be a parody...

13bit said...

Ceremonial, perfunctory chest beating, much ado about nothing, lots of smoke, no fire. He's saying what he's supposed to say, shit like "Only a World Series matters," but he doesn't mean it. In fact, he probably learned the phrase from Jeter, who DID mean it.

13bit said...

I like to dream yes, yes, right between old Randy Levine
On a pile of money I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, there's a trade not far from here.

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little Hal
On a magic dumpster dive.
You don't know what I can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes Hal
Look inside Hal
Let the lies take you away

HoraceClarke66 said...

Brilliant, Bitty!

JM said...

Bit, that is great!

JM said...

Was Cashman talking about his entire Yankees career?

Scottish Yankee fan said...

He has accomplished raising the wrath of my anger and has this Scotman 3000 miles away permanently in a bad mood when he thinks of the Yankees

Publius said...

Existential Cash, deep into middle age. Staring into the abyss. His whole adult life, doing this? Almost feel sorry for him.

13bit said...

THANK YOU, ALL, AND THANKS TO THE ACADEMY...

13bit said...

I was briefly debating changing it to "I like to dream, right behind old Randy Levine," but then I decided to leave the element of mystery and uncertainty associated with an incorrect preposition, kind of an homage to the shadowland that we now inhabit as Yankee fans. More in my next TED talk...

The Hammer of God said...

13bit, that is AWESOME!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!