Great. Bravo. Yay.
The Yankees and Walmart. A perfect team-up, for a worthy cause.
The Yankees and Walmart. A marriage made from holiday spirit. It's all good! Be proud. I certainly am. Yankees and Walmart! We're doing good. Our favorite baseball team, linking up with our favorite retail outlet.
Not sure how this will work. My guess: All good Yank fans who work or shop at Walmart will donate money, and the Yankees will co-host a big gala giveaway, and everyone will sing songs, and Santa Hal will make an appearance, and some needy kids will have a happier holiday season than would have happened otherwise, and I have absolutely no problem with this. The Yankees and Walmart. Jolly good show.
Look, if you think I'm going to be smug or smart-alecky here, you clicked on the wrong website, kiddo. The Yankees! Walmart! Teaming up! As they should! If only K-Mart were around to see this. And who knows what the Dodgers will team up with - Amazon? Nvidia? Saudi Aramco? Doesn't matter. We're with The Wall. Bravo.
Yankees and Walmart. Mickey Mantle and Mickey Mouse. Stanton and Santa. The Babe and The Babe! An unstoppable duo.
Have I mentioned the savings when shopping at Walmart? I'm sure our main elf, Brian Cashman, does, when touting trade packages. Together, the Yankees and Walmart can solve any team's need: Weedwhackers, outdoor grills, shirts, shoes, outfielders, infielders, starters, relievers, everything. At low, low prices.
Yankees and Walmart! I'm raising my glass. Merry Christmas to all! And let the shopping begin!
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Why do I have a bad taste in my mouth?
A perfect match. Both known for cheap.
It’s likely that stadium dog you had back in 2011, coming back up and repeating on you again. A few tabs of Pepcid AC should help show it who’s boss . . .
Aha, that reminds me of a very old and very crude joke.
Guy walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. The bartender lines them up, and the guy proceeds to knock them all back, one after the other.
The bartender says, "Wow, are you celebrating something?" And the guy says, "Yeah, my first blowjob." And the bartender says, "Hey, have another on me." And the guy says, "Nah, that's okay. If those didn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothin's gonna."
Bada boom.
Look at the convenience: Cashman only has to do out the back door of Walmart where he can easily do his holiday dumpster diving.
Bullpen adds for ‘26: from YGY
“ Cade Winquest, (apparently his real name) a swingman in the Cardinals' system. A rule-5 draftee, has to stay in the Yankees' bullpen all season long (as long as he's healthy), lest he be offered back to his former club. He's going to get every last bit of consideration.
Sliding in behind Winquest will be two arms the Yankees have brought in on minor-league deals over the past two days: Bradley Hanner (mentioned by HOG the other day) from the Guardians system, a righty with a wipeout slider in the Scott Effross mold (with a 4.91 career MiLB ERA), and now Drake Fellows, formerly of the Pirates' system.
Fellows was a sixth-round pick out of Vanderbilt by the Padres back in 2019, and has slid back and forth from the bullpen to the rotation at every minor league stop along the way. He was diagnosed with cancer after his post-draft physical, and rehabbed throughout the COVID-19 pandemic, his season cancelled and his workouts solemn. Now, the Yankees will give him a chance to make a powerful reintroduction at spring training after a solid, yet hittable season in Triple-A “
BTR sez: Best of all from the Yankee perspective, they would make the MLB minimum, just in case you still had any doubts as to what the team’ priorities are for next season. With the Yankees, watch what they do, not what they say.
Years ago, there was a chain known as John's Bargain Store. This isHal "CHEAPSKATE" Steinbrenner's Yankees. The man is also a fart.
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