Looking like Judge will have to be very selective this year. They're not pitching to him. And why should they? Nobody ever gets on base in front of him. And he's got no protection behind him.
Stanton got off to a great start. Lasted about a week. Then maybe the double tennis rackets got to him again. Is somebody opening his potato chip bags for him in the dining room?
Wot a ho hum game! T'would be more exciting watching a flipped over cockroach spinning its six legs, trying to right itself. With that disgusting analogy, I think I'll mosy on over to the kitchen and make myself some lunch.
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One pitch. Double.
Looking like Judge will have to be very selective this year. They're not pitching to him. And why should they? Nobody ever gets on base in front of him. And he's got no protection behind him.
Stanton got off to a great start. Lasted about a week. Then maybe the double tennis rackets got to him again. Is somebody opening his potato chip bags for him in the dining room?
Wot a ho hum game! T'would be more exciting watching a flipped over cockroach spinning its six legs, trying to right itself. With that disgusting analogy, I think I'll mosy on over to the kitchen and make myself some lunch.
Topping a tuna sandwich with a tablespoon or two of homemade cockroach relish makes for a tasty lunchtime treat, HoG!
Rosie!
I like watching Warren strike guys out, so no problem for me.
Definitely not pitching to Judge.
Bellinger!
Rice!
Watch. Chisholm still won't be able to join the party and get a hit here.
Will Will Will himself through innings 4, 5 and 6 without melting down?
Lettuce watch and find out.
If only the Yankees could play dogfuck teams every game!
Ring the BELL
Bellinger!
The YES men all excited about the offensive output. It's the Royals, guys. Jesus.
Can they play the royals all year?
Only Stanton, Judge, and 50/50 Man hitless.
This is how it’s supposed to be against a tomato can…
There’s a MLB rule against that. You can look it up…
At least somebody dropped Jazz down - now to put him where he belongs: on the bench or in Scranton. Or maybe KC
If we trade him to KC, we would get a used pitching rubber in return…
Never mind about KC - they already have plenty of shit second basemen
We might win this one.
Might.
Yankees Win!!!
Whew.
Was getting tight there at the end.
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