Tuesday, October 13, 2026

Ten signs of the looming Yankeocalypse

It's happening. 

Our long-anticipated Yankee existential crisis is here. 

Sorry, folks, but it's time for sandbags, headlamps and Dinty Moore. Here are 10 signs that, at least for Yank fans, the end is near.

1. The Dodgers may bench Shohei Ohtani. 

2. In the playoffs, no less.

3. Trump came to Syracuse and was snubbed by Ryan McMahon (the GOP Onondaga County Executive.) 

4. In Syracuse, Trump called out Yankee president Randy Levine.

5. Of the Yankees loss to Tampa, Trump said, "He's won so much, it's not going to matter." 

6.  The Giants lead the NFC East.

7. They achieved this by playing miserable Washington to an overtime tie.

8. The Yankees next 2B could be Gleyber Torres.

9. Giancarlo's eternity contract is entering its final year.

10. Suddenly, the Rays can't catch foul pops?

I say, let it happen. At least for the next five months, we don't have to think about Michael Kay stirring tea with his glasses. 

3 comments:

AboveAverage said...


…..Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying.
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons.
Now I’ve got that feeling once again
I can’t explain, you would not understand….

13bit said...

Heading for the overload
Splattered on the dirty road
Kick me like you've kicked before
I can't even feel the pain no more

13bit said...

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