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Plus half of the Post's front cover

Yankees. Of course.

Plus half of the Daily News' front page.

Yanks take three in 2026 Tabloids Covers Race

Knicks 160.5
Yankees 141.5
Mets 78.5
Giants 63
World Cup Soccer 28
St. John's basketball 24
Jets 19
Olympics 9
World Baseball Classic 8
NFL Playoffs & Super Bowl 7
Tennis (U.S. Open) 7
Sam Darnold 5
March Madness (UConn BB) 3
The Masters (Golf) 3
Belichick snub by Hall 2
MLB labor strife 2
Islanders 2
LeBron James 2
Liberty (WNBA) 2
Indiana football 1
Howie Rose 1
Jersey Devils 1

Knicks win 2025 Tabloids Back Page race. Final Totals

Knicks 184.5
Yankees 178
Mets 157
Giants 85
Jets 40.5
St. John's basketball 33
NFL Postseason 15.5
The World Series 6
Don Mattingly 4
NCAA Final Four 3
Golf 3
Eli in the Hall? 3
Luka Doncic 2
Four Nations hockey tourney 2
Oklahoma wins NBA 2
George Foreman RIP 2
Rangers (Hockey) 2
Dallas Cowboys 2
KC Chiefs & Kelsy 2
College football 1
Bob Uecker RIP 1
Trump 1
Ohio State football 1
CC in the Hall 1
Ovechkin over Gretzky 1
DC airplane tragedy 1
Clyde Frazier's 80th birthday 1
Islanders 1
Kyle Schwarber wins All-Star game 1
Tennis 1
NBA cheating scandal 1
Dallas Cowboy suicide 1
Islanders 1
Davey Johnson R.I.P. 0.5
Ichiro in the Hall 0.5

Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings

Yankees 215
Knicks 160.5
Mets 141.5
Giants 63
Jets 44.5
Rangers (NY) 36.5
NFL Playoffs 18.5
The Olympics 17
St. John's basketball 7
College Basketball 6.5
Bill Belichick 6
Ohtani & the Dodgers 4
Death of Willie Mays 3.5
Soccer 3
Nets 3
MLB All-Star Game 3
NY Liberty 3
NCAA Women's basketball 2
Bill Walton: RIP 2
Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
Golf 2
Nick Saban retires 1
Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
Mike Tyson comeback 1
Injuries 1

YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE

Yankees 150
Jets 136
Mets 119.5
Giants 115
Knicks 112.5
Nets 19
Damar Hamlin 14
March Madness 12
NFL 9.5
Rangers 9.5
NBA 4.5
Golf 4
Tennis 3
R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
Jersey Devils 2.5
R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
Michigan Football cheating 2
Tom Brady 2
Death of Tim McCarver 2
Rick Pitino 2
Shohei Ohtani 2
Leborn James 1
College Football 1
Scott Rolen 1
Jim Boeheim 1

Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race

Yankees 210.5
Mets 147.5
Giants 75
Knicks 60
Nets 54
Jets 49
Rangers 44
Saint Peter Peacocks 17
NFL 16
MLB Lockout 13
Golf 9
World Cup 9
Serena Williams 6
NCAA basketball 5
Tom Brady 5
Olympics 4
Hall of Fame 3
NBA 3
World Series 3
College Football 2

2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15

Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5

RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3

Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1

RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1

2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51

MLB (w/World Series) 46

Covid 37

Nets 20

Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5

NBA 11

Rangers 8.5

Golf 8
Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5

Patrick Ewing w Covid 2

RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2

RIP: Anthony Causi 2

RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2

RIP: David Stern 1

RIP: Don Shula 1

RIP: Tom Dempsey 1

RIP: Joe Morgan 1

Colin Kaepernick 1

Chinese Baseball 1

Little League baseball 1

Lady Liberty 1

MMA 1

Michael Jordan 1

Len Dykstra disgrace 1

2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results

YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6
Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4
Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2

Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2

Eleven with 1

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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count

Yankees 242

Mets 154.5
Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5

Knicks 50.5

NFL Playoffs 18

NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6

NCAA scandals 3

(11 with 2 or less.)

Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count

Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.

YANKEES 286.5

Knicks 128.5

Giants 110.5
Mets 109

Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11

Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)

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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Lefty!

Posted by Whitey Fraud at 5:22 PM

Yanks sign Marte. Yay!

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File under cheap jokes, Damaso Marte, Ernest Borgnine, Marty, The Borg

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