Apocalypse Now: Elfen 2B wins AL MVP Award

Stunning news today in the American League, as the Gammonites got together and nominated Harry Potter...,er, Dutin Pedrioa MVP of the AL.

Kenny Rosenthal is happy for the elf of grit, yet admits he voted for someone else.

Pete Abe has a pretty good take on it as well. He notes that some no-talent ass clown voted K-Rod of the Angels first. Sheesh.

When reached by IIH, IIF, IIc for comment, the Socks' 2B had this to say:

"Yes, of course I'm happy. Yes, I am aware that I am not tall enough to meet the height requirements for 85% of the rides at Disney World. That's why I am taking my fan club on a trip to Aquaboggan again this August."

Upon digging deeper, the It Is High Investigative Unit uncovered these photos of Pedroia with his fan club, "Verti-Kally Challenged R Us" at Aquaboggan last summer.

Here is pic one. Dustin is worn out after swimming all day and getting sunburned.

Here is pic two. Carrie, the VP of Pedrioa's fan club, heard Dusty just went pee in the Wave Pool.

Here is pic three. Jessie, the president of the club, just heard Dusty has elected Jenny prez for '09.

And finally, here is pic four. Jenny, the prez elect, wanted to know if y'all had gotten your tickets for the guns show?