Dear Madam or Sir,
Today marks the start of your free agent signing period.
Before you slog off to Disneyworld or Fenway, or whereverthehell some Pizza Hutt owner has built the tallest stack of coins, please watch this video.
And while watching, ask yourself one question.
Does any other team in baseball have a legacy like this?
Remember: I-eye-eye-ey... consider myself-elf-elf-elf... the luckiest man-an-an-an... on the face-ace-ace-ace... of the earth-erth-erth-erth.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Open Letter to CC Sabathia, Mark Teixiera, AJ Burnett
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3 comments:
The only legacy these three care about are presidents and their corresponding dollar value. Well, other than CC. He wants to be paid in mozzarella.
You'd need Danny Wegman-like cheese to sign that big cat.
Wait, I think we're on to something: a food based partnership Danny Wegman, Stubby and Jerry Jones! I wonder if Danny Wegman is the unnamed 3rd partner in the Jones/Stubby deal?
You spelled Ben Sheets wrong.
The real Lou pronounced earth "oyth."
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