Friday, November 7, 2008

Yank Hottie Corps Wooing Teix

Posted by el duque at 12:36 PM

"I covet the guy for the Yankees almost as much as I covet CC."

Brian supplies the cash, she supplies the scrapbook. He's gotta sign.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear hes a douchebag.

Can we please get Manny too please? I really dont care anymore.

November 7, 2008 at 1:21 PM
She-Fan said...

Did you call me a hottie? Because that just made my flippin' day.

November 8, 2008 at 12:01 PM
Anonymous said...

Was gonna say "vixen," but it would have sounded 1950ish.

November 8, 2008 at 4:53 PM
BernBabyBern said...

You described our site as "laugh-out-loud Yankees-related posts and videos" in your "favorite links" area. The least we could do was call you a hottie.

Oh, and if they ever DO make a movie from your upcoming book, can we have cameo roles? I could get a crewcut and start smoking and play Hank Steinbrenner!

November 8, 2008 at 10:54 PM
She-Fan said...

You can definitely have a cameo. But what I'd really like to have is the voice - the one that did the narration in the Richie Sexson and Carl Pavano videos. I can just hear it narrating over the credits...."This is the story of Jane Heller, a Yankee fan who almost threw away a perfectly good husband to run off with A-Rod." Yeah, that'll work.

November 9, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Anonymous said...

We gotta cast the actors for your movie. (That's right, we're greenlighting it.)

I'm seeing Jack Black as Joba.

Bummer that Slim Pickens is dead. He'd play Hank.

November 9, 2008 at 3:24 PM
She-Fan said...

Jack Black would be excellent as Joba in the scene where he's being attacked by Lake Erie midges and I have to be restrained from running onto the field in Cleveland.

November 9, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Anonymous said...

Who plays Girardi? Javier Bardem?

Jim Carrey as Pavano?

November 9, 2008 at 5:01 PM
She-Fan said...

Javier the Heartthrob Bardem for Girardi? No way. I'm seeing Ben Stiller. As for Pavano, he's not allowed in the movie.

November 9, 2008 at 9:12 PM
Anonymous said...

Paul Rudd as Pavano, the wise-cracking slacker, whose nights on the town with Jason Giambi (Seth Rogen) are filled with golden thong hilarity.

November 9, 2008 at 10:01 PM
She-Fan said...

Good casting. Maybe Javier could play Abreu. Oh, that smile.

November 10, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Anonymous said...

OK, think this:

Heath Ledger as Farnsworth!

November 10, 2008 at 10:33 PM

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