Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Tori Amos? Tori Spelling? Which Torre? The quiz...


Who posed for a picture while wet-nursing a cat?
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who owes much of their fortune to a fellow named "Aaron?
a) Tori Amos
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.


Who worried about a certain "Single-White Female" situation?
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who went through a bunch of guys in a "pen?"
a) Tori Amos
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who could say the following: "I spent much of my early career squatting!"
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who seduced Scott Proctor, then left him?
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who could say the following, "I am a catcher, not a pitcher."
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who felt "betrayed" by a trusted general manager?
a) Tori Amos.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Who is nicknamed after a famous "webslinger."
a) Torii Hunter.
b) Tori Spelling.
c) Joe Torre.

Answers: a-b-c-c-c-c-a

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about Tony Blair? Isn't he a Tory?

Anonymous said...

After reading the title I thought this was going to be the easiest version of Fuck, Marry, Kill ever.