Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Call off your dogs, Selig. It's over. You won.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

A Poem for the Call I Received Last Night

O, the grand new pusher polls!
They want to know your view.
They call you up to ask some things,

And whisper some to you.


O, the grand new focus groups!
They know just what you think,
They know the magazines you read,
And brand of beer you drink.
 

O, the grand new ad campaigns!
They’re smarter every year.
They shake that basket in your dreams,
And rouse the snakes you fear.

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