As Brett Gardner steps up to the plate, stepping up to the microphone is the voice of the New York Yankees, John Sterling.
At home reading your book.
It's raining. Everyone's afraid that the game will be rained out. Either that or the Yankees are a fourth place, boring, old team playing the Royals. Or maybe it's because, contrary to President Obama's theory, the economy hasn't recovered and nobody has $5000 dollars to watch a baseball game.
Or maybe they're at home watching a New York team that actually has a shot at winning a championship.
I'm here. I'm cold. The Yankees have as much chance of winning this game as I have of becoming the next King of Denmark. On the other hand, the $5 hot dogs were unusually good tonight. My compliments to the chef.
Watching Tortorella act like the ass he is.
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