FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Posted by el duque at 8:13 AM
YANKEE RESPONSE: Talk about wasting money; Curt Schilling just cost the good people of Rhode Island $100 million.
REDSOCK CLAIM: The Yankee batting order has drifted too far to the left and is out of touch with the America League.
YANKEE RESPONSE: The Yankees recognize the civil rights of switch-hitters, and it's time for Boston's ridiculous stance to move into the new millenium.
REDSOCK CLAIM: The Yankees lack of business sense caused them to blow the Jesus Montero trade.
YANKEE RESPONSE: By dealing Montero, we created jobs for Yankee catchers and DHs.
REDSOCK CLAIM: With the number of Yankees injuries, MLB can't afford to pay for the team's health care.
YANKEE RESPONSE: Talk about health care, the Redsocks are still trying to thaw out the head of Ted Williams.
REDSOCK CLAIM: Arod is too old.
YANKEE RESPONSE: It's absurd that Boston is still questioning Arod's birth certificate, which says he's only 36.
REDSOCK CLAIM: Ex-Yankee Roger Clemens used illegal performance enhancing drugs.
YANKEE RESPONSE: Another flip-flop! The Redsocks created Clemens, and the Yankees employment of him was a virtual carbon copy of his work in Boston.
REDSOCK CLAIM: The Yankees are a failed American League East champion, and the people of the America League want a change.
YANKEE RESPONSE: The championship is five months away. A lot can happen between now and then.