Sunday, September 18, 2016

Note:

I hereby resend (correction as per comments: rescind) any previous request for the New York Yankees to win a game this weekend in Boston.

I call upon the Redsocks - clearly, our superiors - to thrash us... handily, brutally, savagely, like a rented gerbil, when the two teams play this evening on national teevee.

I regret the error of ever suggesting that the Yankees might take the series or even win one game. I apologize for misleading anyone into thinking likewise.

That is all.

10 comments:

Stang said...

But we won the Governor's Cup! What a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Did you, perhaps, mean "rescind", instead of resend, Duque?? Never mind; even double-secret reverse JuJu will get us nowhere, at this stage. Last one out, put out the lights, pleez - - Food-Stamps isn't MADE of money, after all....

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

Crap, I just got invited to see the game tonight, for free. Probably to play the role of foil while watching the Yankees lose. I hesistated saying yes but I think it's my duty to go down with the ship in enemy territory.

Stang said...

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE GOVERNOR'S CUP?

JM said...

Why in hell would anyone put a bomb near 6th Ave. and 23rd? Are they sure the Yankees front office wasn't behind this?

Steve Miller said...

We suck.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THE GOVERNOR'S CUP?

I don't know whether I'm chuckling more due to the question/follow-up itself, or because the follow-up is written in all caps.

Probably both.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

FYI I left the moment it was 5-4

Alibi Ike said...

If the governor wears a cup, I say he's a pussy

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